010-A Friday Pick-Me-Up

June 12, 2009 at 11:26 pm (Life) (, , , , , , )

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Rant of the day: No, we do not put Neosporin on a baby’s bottom.

I repeat:

NO Neosporin on the baby butt.

Gah! Some people JUST insist on being ignorant, don’t they!

That’s all that I feel like going into with my own personal life, I am tired. It’s 11 p.m. and I work tomorrow.

But I decided to add yet another themed blog posting to my blog: I call it “Funny Friday.” So at least you can leave my blog a bit tickled with laughter, right?

I was thinking of looking for a few ridiculous pick-up lines to throw at my friend to cheer her up last night because she was down. Oh my gosh, the possibilities for absurd pick up lines are endless! Who would agree to a date for some of these? These are my favorites: (WARNING:Some are Rated “R” for ridiculous & rude, so don’t be offended!)

  • “The word of the day is ‘Legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”
  • “Are you a hooker? Because I’m hooked on you.”
  • “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
  • “Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin’!”
  • “If you were a wedgie, I’d pick you!”
  • “Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns.”
  • “My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.” (Oh yeah, I TOTALLY want to be hit on with this line!!)
  • “You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.”
  • “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. I looked at you and dropped mine.”
  • “Hey there! You look a lot like my next girlfriend!”
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